Caitlin G. Rosberg
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I'm having Chuck Norris's baby and other lies

AKA, this is why I'm dating Josh:

Josh sent this message to four friends of ours (two of whom are dating) and me.  This is what followed:

 

That was pretty funny on it's own, at least to me.  What happened next was the gem.

 

Josh's ending there was a little lame...but I'm having Chuck Norris's baby, as you can see.  Look forward to him round-housing his way out of my uterus in four and a half months (because Chuck Norris is so potent his kid only needs half as long).

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